Just thought I'd share a few lines...
1. All shrimps are born female, but turns to male as time goes…so are they like lesbians?
2. Starfishes are pretty but they don’t have brains…so be offended if someone calls you one.
3. Penguins can only have one mate; they spend almost half of their life looking for their destined partner, and then spend the rest of it with him/her. How sweet is that? >sighs<
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